Role Call

Alright, my classmates, because I'm sure you're (my 4 followers... -.-) all tired of hearing about Hermione. 

They were unaware that this picture was being taken. Yes, I know I'm a creeper.

It isn't my fault that she's the only one worth noting due to the fact that she ALWAYS gets good grades. Ugh. 

Anyway.

I'll start with Pansy Parkinson. Aside from her paleness and dark hair, she shares no traits with Movie/Canon Pansy, but she does own a Slytherin hoodie, which I quite like. She's kind of boisterous, but our instructor can never remember her name (He always calls her by Hermione's name...) In fact, scratch that. I'm going to call her Daphne Greengrass. Why? Because she was a Slytherin no one remembers, and no one deserves to be called Pansy Parkinson. Especially not her, because she's actually nice.

Next up is the Gretchen Weiners of Orangeburg. She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel 

She knows everything about everyone (in Orangeburg).

(Seriously. You know about the Orangeburg Ihop brawl? She knows those people. Everything about them.)

And of course, her hair is big because it's full of secrets.

She tied with Hermione on the last test. She's on my radar now.

Then there's Cameron Tucker, so called because he's hilarious and incredibly likable. He also has a lot of Cam-y (from Modern Family) qualities. I think he's taken this class before, or something like it, he always talks like he knows what he's doing. He's really into Zumba.

Omg, this nicknaming crap is hard. 

There is only one other guy in the class and his name is going to be John Smith, for reasons that have nothing to do with Pocahontas. It is just a really average name, and this is a really average guy. In fact, whenever our instructor wants to demonstrate something, he pulls this guy up to the front because he's "a pretty average [sized] guy."

He's almost as quiet as I am, and he spends most of his time talking to Lexi Belle. 

Lexi works in the ER of some hospital and I honestly have no idea what she does there. I'm naming her after a porn star simply because her name makes me think of porn stars. She gets pretty flustered when put in front of a group. She always gets called first, due to her name. 

Last but not least, is the Nancy Archer, named after the 50 ft Woman because this chick is seriously tall. It gets mentioned in pretty much every class. 

(Other things that get mentioned nearly every class:

Hermione's small

Nancy's tall

John's ordinary

I'm thin

And Daphne's forgettable  apparently Hermione, sometimes.)

Nancy has a no-nonsense kind of demeanor. She reminds me of a cop. Also, she is like, deathly afraid of roaches.

I'm going to abruptly end this entry now.